Best WhatsApp Status Quotes

Who needs television when there is so much drama on Facebook.

Everything funnier when your supposed to be quiet..

I want someone to look at me the way I look at cupcakes!!

Save water drink beer.

6 Peg Loading .. 😀

Dear Lord, there is a bug in your software…it’s called #Monday, please fix it

Always wear cute pajamas to bed you’ll never know who you will meet in your dreams.

God is really creative , i mean ..just look at me 😛

Decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire.

When I’m on my death bed, I want my final words to be “I left one million dollars in the.

I wake up when I cant hold my pee in any longer.

My father always told me, ‘Find a job you love and you’ll never have to work a day in your life.

Life is too short smile while you still have teeth.

My study period = 15 minutes. My break time = 3 hours.

If College has taught us anything, it’s texting without looking 🙂

I’m Jealous Of My Parents… I’ll Never Have A Kid As Cool As Theirs!

Here my dad comes on whatsapp… From now on my status would be ‘***no status***’ or just a smiley.

Don’t kiss behind the garden, Love is blind but the neighbors are not.

I Like to study.. Arithmetic – NO … world history – NO …. chemistry – NO …. GIRLS – YES!

Friends are forever, until they get in a relationship!! 😛

People call me mike .. You can call me tonight.. :p

In Modern Politics, Even The Leader Of The Free World Needs Help From The Sultan Of Facebookistan!

C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping 🙂

Faces YOU Make ON The Toilet lol (o_o) (>_<) (0_0) (^_^)

Everything is 10x funnier when you are not supposed to laugh.

People who exercise live longer, but what’s the point when those extra years are spent at gym.

Relationship Status: Looking for a WiFi connection.

It may look like I’m deep in thought, but 99% of the time I’m just thinking about what food to eat later.

Checking your symptoms on Google and accepting that fact that you’re going to die.

When a newly married man looks happy, we know why. But when a ten-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.

Wrestling is obviously fake. Why would two people fight over a belt when neither of them are wearing pants?

Sorry about those texts I sent you last night, my phone was drunk.

We are WTF generation …. WhatsApp, Twitter and Facebook 😀

Having a best friend with the same mental disorder is a blessing. LOL

It’s been 70+ years, Tom. You’re never going to eat Jerry 🙂

I want some one to give me a Loan and then leave me Alone. 🙂

There’s like 7 billion people in this world and no one wants to date me. I hate this world … huh

Dear Lord, all I ask for a chance to prove that winning the lottery won’t make a bad person.

I don’t usually sleep enough, but when I do, it’s still not enough 😉

My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it. lolz

The only thing I gained so far in THIS YEAR is weight 🙂

I am not addicted to WHATS APP. I only use it when I have time ……. lunch time, break time, bed time, this time, that time, any time, all the time. 🙂

Marriage is just a fancy word for adopting an overgrown male child who can not be handled by his parents anymore.

The most powerful words other than I LOVE YOU is “Salary is Credited” 🙂

Is there anything more awkward than when you are singing along to a song on youtube and the music stops loading.

Years of education, solving tough problems, handling complex issues, yet we take a while standing before glass doors thinking whether to Push or Pull.

Flirtationship: More than a friendship and less than a relationship.

Running away does not help you with your problems, unless you are fat.

In bed, it’s 6AM you close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 7:45. At school it’s 1:30, close your eyes for 5 minutes, it’s 1:31

I wonder what happens when doctor’s wife eats an apple a day. 🙂

GOOGLE must be a woman because it knows everything.

I only need 3 things in life: Food, Wifi, Sleep 🙂

Boys, if you don’t look like calvin klein models, don’t expect us to look like victoria secrets angels. (From All Bachelor Girls Association) 🙂

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something.

TODAY has been cencelled. Go back to BED 🙂

I’ve had a horribly busy day converting oxygen into carbon dioxide. 🙂

Some people should have multiple Facebook accounts to go along with their multiple personalities.

At least mosquito’s are attracted to me.